@ALBUM: Shag Times

Artist:	KLF/JAMS/TIMELORDS

All lyrics transcribed by Dave Datta
 
@SONG: All You Need Is Love
<..> by Samantha Fox, {..} Government AIDS advert sample
 
Kick out the JAMS Motherfuckers!
 
	[start "boom tschak boom boom tschak" repeating]
{Sexual Intercourse}
{Sexual Intercourse}
{Se-se-sexual Intercourse}
{No known cure}
	[stop "boom tschak boom boom tschak" repeating]

Well we're back again, 
They never kicked us out,
Twenty thousand years of SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT                  <<<
With a beatbox rhythm and a shipyard rhyme
We're the hottest MCs on the River Clyde.

<Touch me, Touch me>
<Touch me, Touch me>

Southern Texas, seventy-nine
Killer virus meets the world outside.
Justified, Justified, jujujujujuJustified Ancients of Mu Mu
Ancients of Mu Mu
Ring a ring of roses
A-a-a-a-ancients of Mu Mu
Ancients of Mu Mu
A-a-a-a-a-ancients of Mu Mu

Swinging chicks is all part of the plan
>From Monday night ? to the Klu-Klux-Klan
Love and peace and here comes the pill
Guilt free sex just pay at the till

Touch me, Touch me
Touch me, Touch me

With this killer virus
Who needs war ?
Immanentize the Eschaton
I said SHAG SHAG SHAG some more

A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two

J-j-just-j-j-Justified

<Touch me, I...Touch me>
<I wanna feel your body>

I don't wanna die!

Jujujujujujujujustified Ancients of Mu Mu
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led (Ancients of Mu Mu)
But tell that to my little boy whose...

Justified

[start "boom tschak boom boom tschak" repeating]
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led (Ancients of Mu Mu)
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two
(Justified)
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do (Ancients of Mu Mu)
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
(Jus-justified)
You preach and teach about the life I have led (Ancients of Mu Mu)
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two
(Justified)
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
(Justified)
You preach and teach about the life I have led
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two
[Start repeating]
	Ancients of Mu Mu
	Ancients of Mu Mu
	Ancients of Mu Mu
	Justified Jus-justified
A child is dying and there's nothing I can do
Just wait and watch and pray to god for a miracle to break through
You preach and teach about the life I have led
But tell that to my little boy whose only just turned two

What the Fuck is Going on?

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@SONG: Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
[ VERY TRICKY ONE THIS !! ]

? Live and ?
I was out there a-shopping a one morning in May
Getting lot of provisions for them nuclear days
Apples, oranges, mangos and pears
Fresh from the store ?
I was pushing my charlie from the kentucky to cheeze
When I first saw the man with the antler ears
I tried to ignore but his gaze held my eyes
When he told me the truth about the basket of lies

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

So I told him some more about me and Rock
How we formed a band just around the block
How we'd searched for years for this African tribe
I'd been lost with the diamonds down Solomon's mines
From the way he was dressed with his shield and spears
He was obviously a man with very few fears
So I asked him to join us in our quest for our Grail
Leave the fight out behind with the unopened mail

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

We set the date for the very next day
We cashed our giros and we're on our way
The JAMS don't mess and the JAMS don't sway
We told Madam Smith she could stop or say
So we crossed the Sahara in a runaway ?
In a Bedowin tribe just out on parole
Gadaffi said hi so we blew his mind 
When we started to leave with some of solomon's mines
                ? seek ... we sought ?                            <<<

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)
I said Don't Take Five (Take what you want)

Say beat
Say beat
Say beat
Say beat
Say beat
Say beat
Say
Say beat
Say beat
Say
Beat
Say

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@SONG: Whitney Joins The JAMs
<text> = Whitney

Mission Impossible we were told
She'll never join the JAMS

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Can You Dig it?
Can You Dig it?
Can You Dig it?
Right on!

Whitney
Whitney

Whitney
Whitney

Oh Whitney, please please please join the JAMS
You saw our reviews didn't ya?
Please Whitney, please
Can you dig it?

Oh Whitney

<oh huh>
oh oh ohoooo

<whooo>
Can you dig it?

Allright
<hey yeah>
<un hu>
yeah
<hoo yeah>
<hoo yeah>
Anything! Anything!
<hoo yeah>
Whitney, I'm yours!
<do you wanna dance?>

Ahhhhh!!  Whitney Houston joins the JAMS!!!!

Right on, right on

ha! ha! ha!

<hoo yeah>
Whitney!

<Ohhh I wanna dance with somebody>
<I wanna feel the heat with somebody>
<yeaaah I wanna dance with somebody>
<With somebody to love me>

Whitney!
Whitney!

Whitney!
Whitney!

<Ohhh I wanna dance with somebody>
<I wanna feel the heat with somebody>
<yeaaah I wanna dance with somebody>
<With somebody to love me>

Whitney Houston Joins the JAMS

<Ohhh I wanna dance with somebody>
<I wanna feel the heat with somebody>
<yeaaah I wanna dance with somebody>
<With somebody to love me>

Right on
Can you dig it...

<hooo hooo>

Whitney Houston Joins the JAMS

<yeah, hooo ohhh etc...>

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@SONG: Downtown 
(..) London Community Gospel Choir, [..] Petula Clark sample/scratch

(Jesus Jesus, Jesus Christ was born today)
(He's born today)

(hey hey)
[D..D..Down]
(hey hey)
all right
(hey hey)
[D..Dow..dow...down]
I'm  gonna rap
Downtown, walk around
looking at the world go by
Got the cash, gonna make tracks
Again it's all all a lie

[rhy..rhy..rhythym]
[rhy..rhy..rhy..rhy..rhythm]
Downtown, down and out
dying in the dead of night
with your special brew your special view
of a world that could be right
(Glory!) What glory?
(Glory!) In a wine bar world?
(Glory!) in a tenamant block?
OK, lets hear it
(Up above, the angels look down
singing their hosannas shining glory all around
a baby boy into the world he came
you heard the story, you know his name
and the angels sing
Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus Christ is born
Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus, Jesus Christ is born today)

[downtown. dowtown]
[ neon signs are pretty ]
Downtown, down and out
dying in the dead of night
with your special brew your special view
of a world that could be right
(Glory!) Was the field so green?
(Glory!) Why's the family so mean
(Glory!) In Leicester Square
can you do it to it clean?
(down below we looking up
singing our songs but they don't mean nuthin
that baby boy said he's the way
we're all they know makes you fall today

and the people sing
Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus Christ is born
Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus what can we do
what can we do?)

[Downtown, things will be great when you're
downtown, no finer place for sure
downtown, everything's waiting for you ]

(singing their hosannas shining glory all around
a baby into the world he came
you heard the story, you know his name
and the angels sing

Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus Christ is born
Glory, glory, glory halleluah
Jesus, Jesus Christ what can we do?
what can we do?)


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@SONG: Candyman

I love you

Get past the beat, can't pass the..hit me!
Get past the beat, can't pass the..hit me!

Lucy

So Candyman I'm here
I've come to your house
we a proposition to lay bare
On the track ? with the crazy black chicks
I was only feigning despair
I've come with my sole and know its nae white
and it's stained with your cancerous weight
but it's nae for sale an there's a deal to be struck by the
fired off faustian? days?

Neither brother of Job nor the son ? and Carl was nae cousin unto me
but I know where I've wronged and I've turned to the left and I've
travelled too far to see. I've lost in a line and have taken a lung
and spend money that was nae mine.I've stared at the stars while I laid
in a ditch with my belly a-full of wine

Come on party people
Come on party people

So Candyman come let me tell you some more
we'll fix a time to settle the score
you pick the place I'll be there
a blasted heath of ?? 
I'll use my wit you use your powers
and we'll battle it out hour by hour
and when it's done and you're laid to rest
i'll get him rapping rhymes of jest?
             
Rappin
I love you
Rappin
Rappin to
Rappin to the beat
Rappin to the beat
Rappin to the beat
Rappin to the beat

Here we go again
yeah boy

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@SONG: Burn The Bastards
<..> sampled,  [..] crowd/chorus

All right, sorry we're late
But here we are, for one night only!
Live on stage ?out on video?


[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]

All we need is a beatbox for people who only need a beat
You may want to hear some scratching just to hear a DJ scratch
Got to have some House so let the master play his tune

<Yeaaaahhh!!>
<Listen to me>  ? or maybe 'this is the beat' ?

Stop playing trumpet
Did you hear what I ?meant?

[Mu! Mu!] build a fire
[Mu! Mu!] stoke it good
[Mu! Mu!] throw them on
[Mu! Mu!] and watch the bastards burn

[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]
<Listen to me>

Burn the bastards

all right then
take me to the bells
just take me to the bells
I wanna hear the bells

[Mu! Mu!] Five to twelve
[Mu! Mu!] almost gone
[Mu! Mu!] 1987
[Mu! Mu!] what the fuck have we done?

[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]
<Listen to me>

Alright, let's groove!

[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]
Oh play that beat

[JAMS have a party
JAMS have a party]

<Shutup!
It's that time again, right
kick out the old, welcome the new
Make your New Years resolutions now!
GO!!!>

{And a very happy new year, from BBC1}

Hey Rockman, this party's crap
Do you know any others?

Yeah? Well let's get there before the booze runs out and the ----cks
have gone.

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Ha! that's what they thought until I came along an put 'em straight!
Me? I'm Ford Timelord, and the only party worth going to is... Is the one
to celebrate your own number one hit single. Course, I had to arrange a
few things first, like this....
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@SONG: Doctorin' The Tardis 
(..) lads shout

Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who

Exterminate!

Bosh Bosh Bosh, loads of money

Who-ha
ha ha ha Who ha
ha ha ha Who ha
ha ha ha Who ha
ha ha ha Who ha
ha ha

Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who

You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?

Exterminate!
Who-ha
ha ha ha who ha
ha ha ha who ha
we obey no-one
ha ha ha who ha
we are the superior beings
ha ha ha who ha
ha ha

Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who

You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?
You wot?

Who-ha
ha ha ha who ha
ha ha ha who ha
Bosh Bosh Bosh Loads of money
ha ha ha who ha
ha ha ha
ha ha ha who


Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who! (HEY) {THE DALEKS} The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc..Dr. Who

Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. {THE DALEKS} Who! (HEY) The TARDIS
Dr. Who! (HEY) Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc {THE DALEKS} Dr. Who
Dr. Who doc, Dr. Who

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@SONG: Instrumentals

114 bpm: Whitney's Remix
90 bpm: I Love Disco 2000
118 bpm: Down Town Remix
125 bpm: Burn The Beat II
120 bpm: Grin Dance Mix
118 bpm: Song Dance Mix
120 bpm: Tardis Minimal #1